 PSA Part 1 [Be Careful]
Part one of a six-part film about the perils of childbirth and the ensuing comedy. Each part tackles another aspect of this sickening disease, this time taking on the fact that dangers can appear anywhere- and you have to be prepared. Have fun!
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 PSA Part 2 [Self Esteem]
Part two of a six-part film about the perils of childbirth and the ensuing comedy. Each part tackles another aspect of this sickening disease, this time reminding you that a child's self esteem can be fragile, so you gotta remember to be careful when you're beating the piss outta the little rascals. enjoy!
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 PSA Part 3 [Nutrition]
Part three in our explosive investigative continuing series on childrearing. in this section, we learn just how important nutrition is to those little bastards. And on a completely serious note, bottle-fed babies tend to have poorer health, so always go au naturale.
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 PSA Part 4 [Driving Safety]
Just when you thought it was over, no, there's more stupidity at hand. Part four deals with parents inherent stupidity with cars and what to do when stupidity strikes.
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 PSA Part 5 [Be Careful!]
This week we look at the inevitability of stupidity, and how that can affect your child. We'll show you what to watch out for, and things definatly NOT to do with your newborn child. But damn if it isn't funny!
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 Baby
on Board II Trailer
the official trailer for another
new bonsai kitten film, the highly anticipated sequel- baby on board two.
this will be the end-all of all baby-mass-serial-killer-alien movies, so
be ready this fall, because it will kick your ass, and maybe your sides,
and leave your sister pregnant.
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 The
Big Date
running time: 6 min 10 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Thomas
Hynes, Lindsay Taylan, Miller
plot: Sabotage is a dish
best served while asleep on the couch before a date with a hot girl. Or
with cauliflower.
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 A
Stoner Carol
running time: 9 min 12 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Thomas
Hynes, David Strauss, Jessica Licciardello, Richard Pinder, Chris Reddy,
Bethany [???], John Bryan, and Thomas Hynes.
Plot: An adaptation of the
classic story, "a christmas carol".
watch it: astonercarol.mov
(6.7 megs)
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 Baby
On Board
running time: 5 min 56 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Thomas
Hynes, Jessica Licciardello, Jeffery Sylva, and baby Timmy
Plot: There's a baby loose
in the house, and it's up to the bonsai kitten kids to stop it before it
spreads.
watch it: babyonboard.mov
(12.2 megs)
 Bill
running time: 5 min 48 seconds
starring: Thomas Hynes, David
Strauss, Lisa Fuhrmann
Plot: Poor Bill.
watch it! bill.mov
(11.3 megs)
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 ESPAgents
Demo Recording @ Token Studios
running time: 4 min 40 seconds
starring: ESPAgents, John
Bryan, David Strauss, more...
Plot: The recording process
of the ESPAgents, recording their demo in our very own Token Studios here
in Highland, NY. Features outtakes, antics, recording, all kinds
of good stuff.
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at this time!
 Fluffy
Gets It
running time: 1 min 39 seconds
starring: John Bryan and
Thomas Hynes
Plot: What a cute little
dog!
watch it! fluffy.mov
(2.4 megs)
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 Golf
running time: 1 min 51 seconds
starring: John Bryan and
Rich McClane
Plot: Hole In One!
watch it! golf.mov
(2.4 megs)
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 Let's
Be Rockstars Instead
running time: 7 min 04 seconds
starring: Jessica Licciardello
and Erin O-Neill, aka Let's Be Rockstars Instead.
Plot: This is a live performance
by the musical group LET'S BE ROCKSTARS INSTEAD, april 2004.
watch it! letsberockstarsinstead.mov
(5.9 megs)
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 Personal
Space Invaders
running time: 2 min 45 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Thomas
Hynes, Jessica Licciardello, Jeffery Sylva, Richard Pinder, and David Strauss
Plot: a special documentary
about an infestation of personal space invaders...
watch it! personal_space_invaders.mov
(4.06 megs)
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stella the state comedy central
 Informercial
running time: 2 min 34 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Shannon
Beyer, Clay Laugier, Xoch, Valerie Miran, Rachel Brown, Jim McKay
Plot: An infomercial for
a very... special type of school.
watch it! infomercial.mov
(4.8 megs)
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 Serial
Killer Party
running time: 7 min. 53 sec.
starring: John Bryan, David
Strauss, Jeff Sylva, and Tom Hynes
Plot: It's like Freddy
Vs. Jason... only with Michael Myers, Leatherface, Darth Vader, and
a lot more fart jokes.
watch it! serial_killer_party.mov
(15.5 megs)
 Snow
Day
running time: 6 min 43 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Jessica
Licciardello, and Dan "the dude" Buzi
Plot: In the blizzard of
2003, there's only one thing left to do... act really stupid out in the
snow and videotape it.
watch it! snowday.mov
(4.8 megs)
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 Special
Delivery
running time: 3 min 55 seconds
starring: John Bryan, Anthony
Verano, Clay Laugier, Rich McClane, and Michelle Williams.
Plot: When you need a package
delivered safely and fast, who do you call but... the bonsai kittens.
watch it! special_delivery.mov
(4.8 megs)
 retrospective
on iraq
Running time: 4 min. 12 sec.
Starring: george w. bush,
www.regulareverydaypeople.com
Plot: My first serious film,
a heavily pictorial documentary on the iraq war of 2003. features news
clips, photos of pre- and post- war iraq towns and people, clips from two
of bush's speeches, and facts. Warning: Contains
graphic images and video.
Watch it! iraqmovie.mov
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